YES! YES! YES!

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Little Jimmy lovin to piss me off tonight

  • Wakes up from a nap in his crate and starts whining, I take him out to pee but he doesn’t go for 10 minutes.  I take him back inside and he pees in my room.
  • Keeps biting my computer wires.  I tell him no and move him away to his toys but he keeps running back and biting them.
  • Keeps biting my hand hard.  I tell him no and toss him his toys but he still goes for my hands.
  • Put him in his crate and he starts barking and probably woke my mom up.

god damn annoying little fuker

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my dog is so stewpit

7:30AM - breakfast

8:00AM - took him outside and didn’t poop

10:00AM - took him outside and pooped a little, waited 5 minutes and didn’t poop anymore so i took him in

10:10AM - playing on balcony and he poops twice

11:00 AM - playing on balcony and he poops again

god dammit

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A very short lesson in Psychology:

ohsnapitsjackie:

  • When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
  • When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
  • When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
  • When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
  • When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
  • When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
  • When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

When a person posts something on the internet, it is 100% true

(Source: shyieesolove, via xcaaaamila)